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(*) Bagel (pronuncia-se (“beiguel”) \u00e9 uma esp\u00e9cie de p\u00e3o introduzido nos Estados Unidos pelos judeus e muito consumido em cidades com grandes popula\u00e7\u00f5es judaicas, especialmente em Nova York.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Era uma noite de inverno em Nova York, com frio, garoa, um vento terr\u00edvel e a neve come\u00e7ando a cair. <\/span><\/p>\n

O dono da padaria j\u00e1 tinha dispensado os funcion\u00e1rios e estava come\u00e7ando a fechar as portas quando Abra\u00e3o entrou. <\/span><\/p>\n

O guarda-chuva virado de dentro para fora e o estado das roupas dele mostravam como estava o tempo e justificavam a decis\u00e3o do padeiro em fechar mais cedo. <\/span><\/p>\n

Mesmo com sobretudo, capa e chap\u00e9u, Abra\u00e3o estava encharcado dos p\u00e9s \u00e0 cabe\u00e7a. <\/span><\/p>\n

Ele entrou, deixou o guarda-chuva no ch\u00e3o e enquanto tentava enxugar-se com o len\u00e7o, pediu:<\/span>
\n– \u201cPode me dar dois bagels, por favor?\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

O padeiro, assombrado com o fato de o homem ter sa\u00eddo naquela tormenta por t\u00e3o pouco, indagou:<\/span>
\n– \u201cDois bagels, nada mais?\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Abra\u00e3o respondeu de forma enf\u00e1tica:<\/span>
\n– \u201cIsso mesmo. Um para mim e outro para a Berenice.”<\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

O dono, fechando o pacote, voltou a perguntar:<\/span>
\n– \u201cBerenice \u00e9 sua esposa?\u201d<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

E Abra\u00e3o, sem esconder a irrita\u00e7\u00e3o, respondeu:<\/span>
\n– \u201cL\u00f3gico! Voc\u00ea acha que minha m\u00e3e ia me mandar sair com esse tempo?\u201d<\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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