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– “Que voc\u00ea tenha que tomar litros e mais litros de laxante”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que ele fique inchado e cheio de veias como uma montanha”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea se arraste sobre tua barriga”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que ele n\u00e3o escape de nenhum olhar maligno”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que tua alma entre em um gato e que um cachorro te morda”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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– “Que voc\u00ea tenha que tomar litros e mais litros de laxante”. – “Que ele fique inchado e cheio de veias como uma montanha”.\u00a0 – “Que voc\u00ea se arraste sobre tua barriga”. – “Que ele n\u00e3o escape de nenhum olhar maligno”.\u00a0 – “Que tua alma entre em um gato e que um cachorro te morda”. 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A classe escolhida foi a chamada \u201cOito Com\u201d, em que oito remadores s\u00e3o comandados por um timoneiro, que dita o ritmo das remadas. 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