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– “Que o teu sogro case tr\u00eas vezes e que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tenha apenas uma, mas tr\u00eas sogras”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea fa\u00e7a uma vi\u00fava e um \u00f3rf\u00e3o felizes, em tua casa”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que tua companhia de seguros decida que\u00a0 intoler\u00e2ncia \u00e0 lactose e pris\u00e3o de ventre s\u00e3o condi\u00e7\u00f5es pr\u00e9-existentes”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que tua sogra te trate como sua pr\u00f3pria filha e mude de casa com voc\u00ea”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea nunca fique sem papel higi\u00eanico, mas que seja de folha simples”.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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