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Imagine o seguinte di\u00e1logo: - Ei, tem uma pedra vindo nessa dire\u00e7\u00e3o e vai\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/PANDEMIA.jpg?fit=1200%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/PANDEMIA.jpg?fit=1200%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/PANDEMIA.jpg?fit=1200%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/PANDEMIA.jpg?fit=1200%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/PANDEMIA.jpg?fit=1200%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19714,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pragas-e-maldicoes-judaicas-19\/","url_meta":{"origin":19317,"position":3},"title":"Pragas e Maldi\u00e7\u00f5es Judaicas (19)","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"29 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Que o sol e a brisa da primavera te aque\u00e7am e acariciem como uma ma\u00e7\u00e3, pendurada em uma \u00e1rvore\". \"Que tua cabe\u00e7a esteja coberta de piolhos e teus bra\u00e7os sejam muito curtos para poder co\u00e7ar\". \"Que voc\u00ea fique t\u00e3o rico que o novo marido da tua vi\u00fava nunca precise se\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Dinheiro.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Dinheiro.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Dinheiro.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Dinheiro.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Dinheiro.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19180,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pragas-e-maldicoes-judaicas-13\/","url_meta":{"origin":19317,"position":4},"title":"Pragas e Maldi\u00e7\u00f5es Judaicas (14)","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"18 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"- \"Que o teu sogro case tr\u00eas vezes e que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tenha apenas uma, mas tr\u00eas sogras\". - \"Que voc\u00ea fa\u00e7a uma vi\u00fava e um \u00f3rf\u00e3o felizes, em tua casa\". - \"Que tua companhia de seguros decida que\u00a0 intoler\u00e2ncia \u00e0 lactose e pris\u00e3o de ventre s\u00e3o condi\u00e7\u00f5es pr\u00e9-existentes\". -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/erik-mclean-Sss9uGhSiPw-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/erik-mclean-Sss9uGhSiPw-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/erik-mclean-Sss9uGhSiPw-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/erik-mclean-Sss9uGhSiPw-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/erik-mclean-Sss9uGhSiPw-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":21039,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/que-tipo-de-carta-voce-escreveria-para-tua-avo\/","url_meta":{"origin":19317,"position":5},"title":"Que Tipo de Carta Voc\u00ea Escreveria Para Tua Av\u00f3?","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"23 de janeiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Pense nessa hip\u00f3tese: voc\u00ea, distante de tua av\u00f3, nos tempos em que se mandavam cartas, decide escrever para ela. Ser\u00e1 que ainda h\u00e1 quem fa\u00e7a isso? Pode ser que a carta fosse virtual. O que voc\u00ea diria? Em 1968, Jos\u00e9 Saramago publicou no jornal A Capital, de Lisboa, a cr\u00f4nica\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/AVO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/AVO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/AVO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/AVO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/AVO-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19317\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}