{"id":19356,"date":"2020-12-25T16:59:55","date_gmt":"2020-12-25T19:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=19356"},"modified":"2020-12-25T16:59:04","modified_gmt":"2020-12-25T19:59:04","slug":"a-mae-judia-e-a-emergencia-no-aviao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-mae-judia-e-a-emergencia-no-aviao\/","title":{"rendered":"A M\u00e3e Judia e a Emerg\u00eancia no Avi\u00e3o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">Dona Sara, uma t\u00edpica m\u00e3e judia, viajava com o filho quando o Comandante do avi\u00e3o anunciou pelo alto-falante:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Se entre os passageiros houver um m\u00e9dico, pedimos a gentileza de apresentar-se \u00e0 uma de nossas Comiss\u00e1rias&#8221;. <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">Foi o suficiente para a m\u00e3e cutucar o filho com o cotovelo:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Podia ser voc\u00ea&#8221;.<\/em>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">E o filho, acostumado \u00e0s ironias dela, respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Por favor, m\u00e3e, agora n\u00e3o&#8221;.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">A m\u00e3e, que n\u00e3o era f\u00e1cil, voltou \u00e0 carga:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;\u00c9 verdade, eles n\u00e3o est\u00e3o pedindo um especialista em Design\u00a0Gr\u00e1fico, n\u00e9?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">Dessa vez o rapaz n\u00e3o escondeu a irrita\u00e7\u00e3o:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, \u00e9 uma emerg\u00eancia m\u00e9dica, tem algu\u00e9m passando mal, d\u00e1 um tempo&#8221;.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">E Dona Sara, encerrando a conversa:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Ah, j\u00e1 sei: voc\u00ea n\u00e3o consegue salvar essa pessoa em PDF para ver se ajuda, n\u00e9?&#8221;.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"19357\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-mae-judia-e-a-emergencia-no-aviao\/aviao-9\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"750,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Avi\u00e3o\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19357\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Avi%C3%A3o.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dona Sara, uma t\u00edpica m\u00e3e judia, viajava com o filho quando o Comandante do avi\u00e3o anunciou pelo alto-falante:\u00a0 &#8211; &#8220;Se entre os passageiros houver um m\u00e9dico, pedimos a gentileza de apresentar-se \u00e0 uma de nossas Comiss\u00e1rias&#8221;. 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Quando chegou em Dakota, ele encontrou e se apaixonou por uma \u00edndia Sioux. 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