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– “Que teus inimigos tor\u00e7am os tornozelos dan\u00e7ando no teu t\u00famulo”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– \u201cQue os vermes realizem um casamento no teu est\u00f4mago e convidem os parentes deles de todos os lugares\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea tenha uma doen\u00e7a rara e precise de uma opera\u00e7\u00e3o que apenas um cirurgi\u00e3o no mundo, o vencedor do Pr\u00eamio Nobel de Medicina, possa realizar. E que ele n\u00e3o possa te operar porque n\u00e3o atende pelo teu plano de seguro”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea tenha doze filhos saud\u00e1veis e algu\u00e9m d\u00ea um apito de presente para um deles”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que a beleza da tua filha seja admirada por todos os que trabalham com ela no circo”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Michelle Raponi – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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