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“Se a minha av\u00f3 tivesse barba ela seria meu av\u00f4”.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o consegue esvaziar o oceano com uma colher”.<\/span><\/p>\n

“\u00c9 melhor o tapa de um s\u00e1bio do que o beijo de um tolo”.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Quando D-us estava distribuindo c\u00e9rebros voc\u00ea estava dormindo”.<\/span><\/p>\n

“N\u00e3o mande o cachorro ir buscar carne no a\u00e7ougue”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Roland Steinmann – Pixabay\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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“Se a minha av\u00f3 tivesse barba ela seria meu av\u00f4”. “Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o consegue esvaziar o oceano com uma colher”. “\u00c9 melhor o tapa de um s\u00e1bio do que o beijo de um tolo”. “Quando D-us estava distribuindo c\u00e9rebros voc\u00ea estava dormindo”. “N\u00e3o mande o cachorro ir buscar carne no a\u00e7ougue”. 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