    {"id":19532,"date":"2024-09-09T19:31:04","date_gmt":"2024-09-09T22:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=19532"},"modified":"2024-09-10T20:21:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T23:21:07","slug":"historias-de-avos-netos-para-ler-e-compartilhar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/historias-de-avos-netos-para-ler-e-compartilhar\/","title":{"rendered":"Hist\u00f3rias de Av\u00f3s &#038; Netos (Para Ler e Compartilhar)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Dos meus guardados, uma \u00f3tima colet\u00e2nea de hist\u00f3rias de Av\u00f3s e Netos:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">1. A av\u00f3 se maquiava no banheiro, sob o olhar atento da pequena neta, como sempre fazia.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Depois de aplicar o batom e se preparar para sair, a garotinha disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Mas vov\u00f3, voc\u00ea esqueceu de dar um beijo de despedida no guardanapo!&#8221;<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Certamente a vov\u00f3 nunca pintar\u00e1 a boca novamente sem dar &#8216;o beijo de despedida&#8217; no len\u00e7o de papel.<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">2. Meu neto me ligou outro dia para me desejar um feliz anivers\u00e1rio.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ele me perguntou quantos anos eu tinha e respondi que estava fazendo 62.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ele ficou pensativo por um tempo e depois me perguntou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; Voc\u00ea come\u00e7ou do 1?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">3. Depois de colocar os netos na cama, a av\u00f3 se preparou para lavar o cabelo.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Na medida em que ouviu a farra que as crian\u00e7as faziam, sua paci\u00eancia se esgotou.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ela saiu do chuveiro, vestiu uma velha camisola, cal\u00e7ou os chinelos, enrolou uma toalha na cabe\u00e7a, entrou no quarto como um furac\u00e3o e colocou todas elas de volta na cama com uma bronca.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Assim que saiu, ouviu o menorzinho dizer com a voz tr\u00eamula:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cQuem era essa mulher?\u201d<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">4. Uma av\u00f3 contou \u00e0 neta como era sua inf\u00e2ncia:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cAnd\u00e1vamos de skate com uma prancha pequena e t\u00ednhamos um balan\u00e7o feito de pneu pendurado em uma \u00e1rvore em frente \u00e0 casa. Faz\u00edamos cole\u00e7\u00e3o, jog\u00e1vamos e troc\u00e1vamos bolinha de gude, passe\u00e1vamos em um burro e peg\u00e1vamos mangas nas arvores&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">A garota ficou sem palavras me ouvindo e depois de alguns segundos ela disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Eu deveria ter te conhecido muito antes&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">5. Meu neto nos visitou um dia e de repente ele disse:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cVov\u00f3, voc\u00ea sabe que voc\u00ea e D-us se parecem?\u201d<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E eu perguntei:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o, em qu\u00ea?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">E ele soltou:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00eas dois s\u00e3o beem velhos&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">6. Uma garotinha estava ocupada digitando no computador do vov\u00f4 e disse que estava escrevendo uma hist\u00f3ria.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;O que \u00e9 isso?&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; perguntou o velho.<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e3o sei&#8221;, respondeu ela &#8211; &#8220;ainda n\u00e3o sei ler&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">7. Eu n\u00e3o sabia se minha neta j\u00e1 tinha aprendido os nomes das cores, ent\u00e3o decidi experimentar.<br \/>\nEu ficava apontando as coisas e perguntando as cores.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ent\u00e3o, depois de um tempo, sempre respondendo corretamente, ela levantou, e enquanto se dirigia \u00e0 porta, colocou as m\u00e3ozinhas ma cintura e soltou essa:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Vov\u00f3, acho que voc\u00ea pode reconhecer essas cores sozinha&#8230; Sem precisar que eu diga&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">8. Quando meu neto me perguntou quantos anos eu tinha, respondi brincando que n\u00e3o tinha muita certeza.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Ent\u00e3o ele falou:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; &#8220;Olhe na etiqueta da tua camisa, vov\u00f4&#8230; Na minha diz 4 a 6 anos&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">9. Perguntaram \u00e0 um garoto de 6 anos onde sua av\u00f3 morava e ele respondeu:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cAh, ela mora no aeroporto, porque quando queremos v\u00ea-la, vamos procur\u00e1-la l\u00e1. Ent\u00e3o, depois que ela nos visita, n\u00f3s a levamos de volta ao aeroporto\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">10. De um neto, definitivo:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">&#8211; \u201cMeu av\u00f4 \u00e9 o mais inteligente de todos! 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Depois de aplicar o batom e se preparar para sair, a garotinha disse: &#8211; &#8220;Mas vov\u00f3, voc\u00ea esqueceu de dar um beijo de despedida no guardanapo!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":21178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Hist\u00f3rias de Av\u00f3s &amp; Netos (Para Ler e Compartilhar) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/historias-de-avos-netos-para-ler-e-compartilhar\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Hist\u00f3rias de Av\u00f3s &amp; Netos (Para Ler e Compartilhar) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dos meus guardados, uma \u00f3tima colet\u00e2nea de hist\u00f3rias de Av\u00f3s e Netos: 1. 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