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– “Que encontrem milhares de novas curas para voc\u00ea a cada ano”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea tenha filhos que se dediquem a afugentar as moscas do teu nariz”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea fique t\u00e3o rico que possa pagar pelos melhores especialistas”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea nunca fique sozinho na cama; que tenha sempre a companhia de percevejos, piolhos e pulgas”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea encontre uma moeda de ouro na cal\u00e7ada e que a artrite n\u00e3o te deixe se abaixar para peg\u00e1-la”<\/span>.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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– “Que encontrem milhares de novas curas para voc\u00ea a cada ano”. – “Que voc\u00ea tenha filhos que se dediquem a afugentar as moscas do teu nariz”. – “Que voc\u00ea fique t\u00e3o rico que possa pagar pelos melhores especialistas”. – “Que voc\u00ea nunca fique sozinho na cama; que tenha sempre a companhia de percevejos, piolhos 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