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A felicidade \u00e9 viver em nossa p\u00e1tria socialista.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Policial:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; E o que \u00e9 uma desgra\u00e7a?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Rabinovich:<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Desgra\u00e7a? 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Espantado,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HojePR.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HojePR.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HojePR.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HojePR.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HojePR.jpeg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1179,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-na-recepcao-no-ceu\/","url_meta":{"origin":19592,"position":1},"title":"O Rabino na Recep\u00e7\u00e3o no C\u00e9u","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"1 de dezembro de 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Um Rabino morreu e foi para o c\u00e9u. Quando estava se aproximando dos port\u00f5es celestiais, ouviu os Anjos cantando e dan\u00e7ando, e ficou extremamente feliz com a recep\u00e7\u00e3o. Antes que entrasse, no entanto, o Anjo principal se aproximou e perguntou se ele se importaria de se afastar por um momento.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/ONIBUS-200x300.jpeg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":174,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-a-inundacao-e-o-resgate\/","url_meta":{"origin":19592,"position":2},"title":"O Rabino, a Inunda\u00e7\u00e3o e o Resgate","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"10 de fevereiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Certa vez come\u00e7ou a chover forte na regi\u00e3o do vale do Mississippi. O rio subiu e passou a amea\u00e7ar todas as casas, incluindo a do Rabino local. Quando a \u00e1gua j\u00e1 estava entrando no t\u00e9rreo da resid\u00eancia, um barco da Defesa Civil chegou e um dos homens gritou: - \"Rabi,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/INUNDACAO.jpg?fit=1074%2C806&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/INUNDACAO.jpg?fit=1074%2C806&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/INUNDACAO.jpg?fit=1074%2C806&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/INUNDACAO.jpg?fit=1074%2C806&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/INUNDACAO.jpg?fit=1074%2C806&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23761,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-fabricante-de-sabao-a-religiao-e-o-rabino\/","url_meta":{"origin":19592,"position":3},"title":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica &#8211; O Fabricante de Sab\u00e3o, a Religi\u00e3o e o Rabino","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"6 de dezembro de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"O Fabricante de Sab\u00e3o, a Religi\u00e3o e o Rabino Esta \u00e9 uma f\u00e1bula judaica cuja divulga\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 atribu\u00edda a Dieter Friedrich Uchtdorf. Ele nasceu em Ostrava, Checoslov\u00e1quia, est\u00e1 com 84 anos e \u00e9 ex-piloto da avia\u00e7\u00e3o alem\u00e3. \u00c9 membro ativo e proeminente da Igreja de Jesus Cristo dos Santos dos\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR-1.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":11951,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/sexta-do-humor-e-da-cultura-judaica-o-rabino-yehuda-e-seus-fieis-alcoolatras\/","url_meta":{"origin":19592,"position":4},"title":"Sexta do Humor e da Cultura Judaica \u2013 O Rabino Yehuda e Seus Fieis Alco\u00f3latras","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"7 de julho de 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"O Rabino Yehuda e Seus Fieis Alco\u00f3latras O Rabino Yehuda era particularmente rigoroso e n\u00e3o suportava ver os judeus de sua Congrega\u00e7\u00e3o se embebedando. Um dia, com a informa\u00e7\u00e3o de que alguns deles estavam frequentando um bar muito conhecido, decidiu aparecer l\u00e1 de repente. 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Na chegada ao Para\u00edso foram recebidos por um Anjo, que disse que seria o respons\u00e1vel por eles dali para a frente e que deveria ser procurado caso precisassem de alguma coisa. 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