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“Ele sabe tanto desse assunto como uma vaca sabe o que \u00e9 uma 4\u00aa feira”.<\/span><\/p>\n

“O chap\u00e9u dele \u00e9 bom, mas a cabe\u00e7a \u00e9 muito pequena”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

“Ele n\u00e3o tem m\u00f3veis no s\u00f3t\u00e3o”. (\u00b9)<\/span><\/p>\n

“Ele est\u00e1 meditando se a pulga tem umbigo”.
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

“Ele tem tanto bom-senso quanto uma igreja tem Mezuz\u00e1s”. (\u00b2)<\/span><\/p>\n

(\u00b9) Usado para dizer que uma pessoa n\u00e3o tem nada na cabe\u00e7a<\/em>.
\n<\/span>
\n(\u00b2) Mezuz\u00e1 \u00e9 o objeto colocado no lado direito do umbral da porta dos lares judaicos. Dentro h\u00e1 um pequeno rolo de pergaminho que cont\u00e9m as duas passagens da Tor\u00e1 que ordenam este mandamento – (Deuteron\u00f4mio 6:4-9 e 11:13-21).<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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“Ele sabe tanto desse assunto como uma vaca sabe o que \u00e9 uma 4\u00aa feira”. “O chap\u00e9u dele \u00e9 bom, mas a cabe\u00e7a \u00e9 muito pequena”.\u00a0 “Ele n\u00e3o tem m\u00f3veis no s\u00f3t\u00e3o”. (\u00b9) “Ele est\u00e1 meditando se a pulga tem umbigo”. “Ele tem tanto bom-senso quanto uma igreja tem Mezuz\u00e1s”. (\u00b2) (\u00b9) Usado para dizer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":19629,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nCita\u00e7\u00f5es e Prov\u00e9rbios Judaicos (25) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/citacoes-e-proverbios-judaicos-25\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Cita\u00e7\u00f5es e Prov\u00e9rbios Judaicos (25) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"“Ele sabe tanto desse assunto como uma vaca sabe o que \u00e9 uma 4\u00aa feira”. “O chap\u00e9u dele \u00e9 bom, mas a cabe\u00e7a \u00e9 muito pequena”.\u00a0 “Ele n\u00e3o tem m\u00f3veis no s\u00f3t\u00e3o”. 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