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Nota minha<\/strong>:
\n– ap\u00f3s ter publicado 17 colunas com as melhores (ou seriam as piores?…) pragas judaicas, come\u00e7o a ter dificuldade para encontrar fontes de novas express\u00f5es.
\n<\/em><\/span>
\nLembro que cada publica\u00e7\u00e3o t\u00eam 5 delas, ou seja, j\u00e1 traduzi e adaptei 85.<\/span><\/em>
\nAssim, come\u00e7o hoje a publicar uma nova s\u00e9rie, todas de autores judeus e, digamos,\u00a0 “modernas”, abordando aspectos da vida contempor\u00e2nea: <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

– “Que a tua filha se forme em Dramaturgia e teu filho em Semi\u00f3tica”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea tenha que experimentar tr\u00eas ou quatro antidepressivos at\u00e9 encontrar um que n\u00e3o te deixe com a boca seca”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que tua autoestima esteja t\u00e3o baixa que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o possa participar da marcha das vadias”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea namore uma daquelas pessoas cuja ideia de um programa rom\u00e2ntico seja te convencer a assistir em sequ\u00eancia todos os filmes do Woody Allen”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que o teu h\u00e1lito tenha sempre cheiro de costeleta de porco mesmo que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tenha comido isso”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: \u00a0Yucel Tellici – FreeImages<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nota minha: – ap\u00f3s ter publicado 17 colunas com as melhores (ou seriam as piores?…) pragas judaicas, come\u00e7o a ter dificuldade para encontrar fontes de novas express\u00f5es. Lembro que cada publica\u00e7\u00e3o t\u00eam 5 delas, ou seja, j\u00e1 traduzi e adaptei 85. Assim, come\u00e7o hoje a publicar uma nova s\u00e9rie, todas de autores judeus e, digamos,\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nPragas e Maldi\u00e7\u00f5es Judaicas (18) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pragas-e-maldicoes-judaicas-18\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Pragas e Maldi\u00e7\u00f5es Judaicas (18) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nota minha: – ap\u00f3s ter publicado 17 colunas com as melhores (ou seriam as piores?…) pragas judaicas, come\u00e7o a ter dificuldade para encontrar fontes de novas express\u00f5es. 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