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– “Que o teu f\u00edgado saia em peda\u00e7os pelo teu nariz”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que os pelos do teu nariz cres\u00e7am tanto que encostem na tua sopa”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea seja ro\u00eddo pela s\u00edfilis e que teu nariz caia”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que o teu caso seja t\u00e3o s\u00e9rio que o m\u00e9dico precise de voc\u00ea como exemplo”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea pise em um rastelo e se apoie em um fog\u00e3o quente”.<\/span><\/p>\n

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