{"id":19866,"date":"2020-02-04T20:38:42","date_gmt":"2020-02-04T23:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=19866"},"modified":"2020-02-04T20:38:42","modified_gmt":"2020-02-04T23:38:42","slug":"na-guerra-marido-x-mulher-quem-ganha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/na-guerra-marido-x-mulher-quem-ganha\/","title":{"rendered":"Na guerra marido X mulher, quem ganha?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Essa \u00e9 uma boa hist\u00f3ria:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Uma mulher foi fazer compras.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No balc\u00e3o do caixa, ela abriu a bolsa para pagar.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O caixa notou um controle remoto de TV em sua bolsa.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele n\u00e3o conseguiu controlar a curiosidade e perguntou:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8220;Voc\u00ea sempre carrega o controle remoto da TV com voc\u00ea?&#8221;\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f914\" alt=\"&#x1f914;\" data-goomoji=\"1f914\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ela respondeu: &#8220;N\u00e3o, nem sempre. Mas meu marido se recusou a me acompanhar hoje nas compras, por causa de uma partida de futebol. Ent\u00e3o, eu peguei o controle remoto&#8221;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*Moral: Acompanhe e apoie sua esposa em seus hobbies&#8230;*\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f64d\" alt=\"&#x1f64d;\" data-goomoji=\"1f64d\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f64d\" alt=\"&#x1f64d;\" data-goomoji=\"1f64d\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f64d\" alt=\"&#x1f64d;\" data-goomoji=\"1f64d\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mas a hist\u00f3ria continua&#8230;.\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f60f\" alt=\"&#x1f60f;\" data-goomoji=\"1f60f\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O caixa deu risada e depois, devolveu todos os itens que a senhora havia comprado.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Chocada com esse ato, ela perguntou ao caixa o que ele estava fazendo.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele disse: &#8220;seu marido bloqueou seu cart\u00e3o de cr\u00e9dito&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f632\" alt=\"&#x1f632;\" data-goomoji=\"1f632\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f632\" alt=\"&#x1f632;\" data-goomoji=\"1f632\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f632\" alt=\"&#x1f632;\" data-goomoji=\"1f632\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f632\" alt=\"&#x1f632;\" data-goomoji=\"1f632\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*MORAL: respeite sempre os hobbies do seu marido.*\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f612\" alt=\"&#x1f612;\" data-goomoji=\"1f612\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f612\" alt=\"&#x1f612;\" data-goomoji=\"1f612\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f612\" alt=\"&#x1f612;\" data-goomoji=\"1f612\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f612\" alt=\"&#x1f612;\" data-goomoji=\"1f612\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mas a hist\u00f3ria continua&#8230;\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f60f\" alt=\"&#x1f60f;\" data-goomoji=\"1f60f\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A esposa tirou da bolsa o cart\u00e3o de cr\u00e9dito do marido e o passou. Infelizmente ele n\u00e3o bloqueou seu pr\u00f3prio cart\u00e3o.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*Moral: N\u00e3o subestime o poder e a sabedoria da sua ESPOSA.*\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f60c\" alt=\"&#x1f60c;\" data-goomoji=\"1f60c\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mas a hist\u00f3ria continua&#8230;<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f60f\" alt=\"&#x1f60f;\" data-goomoji=\"1f60f\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ap\u00f3s passar o cart\u00e3o, a m\u00e1quina indicou: &#8216;DIGITE O C\u00d3DIGO ENVIADO AO SEU CELULAR&#8217; &#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*Moral: quando um homem tende a perder, a m\u00e1quina \u00e9 inteligente o suficiente para salv\u00e1-lo!*\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f601\" alt=\"&#x1f601;\" data-goomoji=\"1f601\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f601\" alt=\"&#x1f601;\" data-goomoji=\"1f601\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A hist\u00f3ria continua&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ela sorriu para si mesma e pegou o celular que tocava na bolsa.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Era o telefone do marido, mostrando o SMS recebido.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ela tinha levado o celular junto com o controle remoto, para que ele n\u00e3o a chamasse durante as compras&#8230;\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f60f\" alt=\"&#x1f60f;\" data-goomoji=\"1f60f\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ela comprou seus itens e voltou para casa feliz.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*Moral: N\u00e3o subestime a intelig\u00eancia de uma mulher!*\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f601\" alt=\"&#x1f601;\" data-goomoji=\"1f601\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A hist\u00f3ria continua&#8230;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ao chegar em casa, seu carro tinha sumido&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Um bilhete foi colado na porta&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8220;N\u00e3o encontrei o controle remoto. Sai com os garotos para assistir a partida da futebol . Chegarei tarde em casa. Ligue no meu celular se precisar de algo&#8221; .<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f607\" alt=\"&#x1f607;\" data-goomoji=\"1f607\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f607\" alt=\"&#x1f607;\" data-goomoji=\"1f607\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f607\" alt=\"&#x1f607;\" data-goomoji=\"1f607\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Droga&#8230; Ele saiu com a chave da casa tamb\u00e9m.\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f602\" alt=\"&#x1f602;\" data-goomoji=\"1f602\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f602\" alt=\"&#x1f602;\" data-goomoji=\"1f602\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f602\" alt=\"&#x1f602;\" data-goomoji=\"1f602\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"CToWUd\" src=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/e\/1f602\" alt=\"&#x1f602;\" data-goomoji=\"1f602\" data-image-whitelisted=\"\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*Moral: N\u00e3o tente controlar seu marido. 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