{"id":201,"date":"2021-02-15T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-15T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/marido-incompreendido\/"},"modified":"2021-02-15T20:35:50","modified_gmt":"2021-02-15T23:35:50","slug":"morris-o-marido-incompreendido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/morris-o-marido-incompreendido\/","title":{"rendered":"Morris, o Marido Incompreendido"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Morris, a pedido de Saul, um colega, saiu do trabalho e foi at\u00e9 a casa dele para ajudar a montar um arm\u00e1rio.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Quando chegaram l\u00e1, Saul abra\u00e7ou carinhosamente a esposa e disse como havia sentido a falta dela durante o dia.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Ela havia preparado um lanche para que comessem alguma coisa antes de come\u00e7ar o trabalho, e enquanto levantavam da mesa, Saul elogiou a mulher, agradeceu e deu-lhe um beijo.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Logo que come\u00e7aram a montagem, Morris comentou que estava surpreso, porque j\u00e1 haviam estado juntos em outras ocasi\u00f5es e n\u00e3o havia percebido esse comportamento do amigo. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Saul respondeu que ele e a esposa tinham come\u00e7ado a se tratar de forma mais afetuosa h\u00e1 alguns meses e que isso tinha proporcionado uma verdadeira renova\u00e7\u00e3o no casamento.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Morris gostou do que ouviu e achou que ele e a esposa, Esther, podiam fazer a mesma coisa. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Chegando em casa, abra\u00e7ou-a, beijou-a e disse que a amava. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">No que acabou de falar ela come\u00e7ou a chorar.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Morris ficou confuso e perguntou o que havia acontecido.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">Esther respondeu:<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><em>&#8211; \u201cHoje \u00e9 o pior dia da minha vida. 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