{"id":20322,"date":"2020-12-14T13:49:50","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T16:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=20322"},"modified":"2020-12-14T13:49:50","modified_gmt":"2020-12-14T16:49:50","slug":"a-vaia-no-aviao-e-na-pizzaria-quando-voce-e-impopular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-vaia-no-aviao-e-na-pizzaria-quando-voce-e-impopular\/","title":{"rendered":"A Vaia no Avi\u00e3o e na Pizzaria Quando Voc\u00ea \u00e9 Impopular"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A internet est\u00e1 cheia de v\u00eddeos de personalidades p\u00fablicas passando pelo constrangimentos das vaias dos passageiros indignados com o desconforto de suas companhias em voos comerciais.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O descontentamento n\u00e3o poupa ningu\u00e9m e vai de pol\u00edticos com e sem mandato at\u00e9 a Ministros da Suprema Corte.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Costumo dizer que esse \u00e9 o pre\u00e7o que eles pagam, j\u00e1 que aos cidad\u00e3os comuns resta o consolo da manifesta\u00e7\u00e3o do inconformismo. E isso \u00e9 terr\u00edvel quando voc\u00ea est\u00e1 encerrado dentro do avi\u00e3o e n\u00e3o pode sair correndo como se estivesse em uma pizzaria &#8211; o que tamb\u00e9m ocorre com frequ\u00eancia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Dito isso, compartilho texto do colunista Lauro Jardim d&#8217;O Globo, publicado ontem. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele revela o recurso que o futuro ex-Presidente da C\u00e2mara Federal, deputado federal Rodrigo Maia ter\u00e1 a partir de 1\u00ba de fevereiro, quando perder\u00e1 a regalia de requisitar voos da FAB para seus deslocamentos:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">C\u00c2MARA<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">A estrat\u00e9gia de Rodrigo Maia para evitar voos comerciais quando sair da presid\u00eancia da C\u00e2mara<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"post__content--meta-author post\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Por\u00a0Lauro Jardim &#8211;\u00a0<time class=\"post__content--meta-time post\" datetime=\"13\/12\/2020 09:40\">13\/12\/2020 09:40<\/time><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">A partir de fevereiro, Rodrigo Maia deixa a presid\u00eancia da C\u00e2mara e, depois de quase cinco anos, n\u00e3o ter\u00e1 mais direito a um jato oficial. Vai ter que viajar em voos comerciais.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Mas, de acordo com uma maldade que se espalhou por seus advers\u00e1rios, Maia pode conseguir carona em jatos privados: &#8220;O Rodrigo n\u00e3o briga com quem tem avi\u00e3o novo&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Enquanto isso eu e voc\u00ea, sempre que a necessidade impuser e a pandemia permitir, continuaremos usando os voos de carreira &#8211; e comendo pizza na boca do forno.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A mat\u00e9ria pode ser lida no <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.oglobo.globo.com\/lauro-jardim\/post\/amp\/estrategia-de-rodrigo-maia-para-evitar-voos-comerciais-quando-sair-da-presidencia-da-camara.html\"><em><strong>site do jornal<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20323\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-vaia-no-aviao-e-na-pizzaria-quando-voce-e-impopular\/blog-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?fit=2000%2C2000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2000,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BLOG (1)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?fit=640%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20323\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=70%2C70&amp;ssl=1 70w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=127%2C127&amp;ssl=1 127w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=476%2C476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?resize=125%2C125&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/BLOG-1.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A internet est\u00e1 cheia de v\u00eddeos de personalidades p\u00fablicas passando pelo constrangimentos das vaias dos passageiros indignados com o desconforto de suas companhias em voos comerciais. 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