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Ela come\u00e7a o artigo com uma cita\u00e7\u00e3o de Abba Eban, um proeminente pol\u00edtico israelense que \u00a0foi Ministro das Rela\u00e7\u00f5es Exteriores, Ministro da Educa\u00e7\u00e3o, Vice-Primeiro-Ministro e Embaixador nos Estados Unidos e nas Na\u00e7\u00f5es\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Judeu.png?fit=532%2C720&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Judeu.png?fit=532%2C720&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Judeu.png?fit=532%2C720&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":4367,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-9\/","url_meta":{"origin":20393,"position":2},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (9)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"10 de fevereiro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e3o discuta com velhinhas judias Num voo de Nova York para Miami um homem de neg\u00f3cios sentou ao lado de uma idosa judia. 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Ap\u00f3s alguns minutos ela virou-se\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chinesa.jpg?fit=960%2C642&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":15780,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/nao-se-meta-a-esperto-com-um-judeu-idoso\/","url_meta":{"origin":20393,"position":3},"title":"N\u00e3o Se Meta a Esperto Com um Judeu Idoso","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"17 de janeiro de 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Dois comerciantes de Nova York estavam conversando dentro de sua futura loja. O local ainda estava em obras e nem mesmo as prateleiras tinham sido instaladas. Enquanto vistoriavam os trabalhos, um disse ao outro: - \"Aposto que a qualquer momento algum judeu aqui do bairro vai aparecer, colocar o rosto\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/store-construction.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/store-construction.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/store-construction.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/store-construction.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/store-construction.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":21772,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-judeu-na-prisao-em-moscou\/","url_meta":{"origin":20393,"position":4},"title":"O Judeu na Pris\u00e3o em Moscou","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"15 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Nos tempos da antiga Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, Anatoly Belenky, judeu,\u00a0 estava na pris\u00e3o por ter insistido em um pedido para\u00a0 emigrar para Israel. Enquanto estava na cadeia, dedicava-se ao estudo de hebraico. Um dia um dos guardas resolveu zombar com ele: - \"Porque est\u00e1 perdendo teu tempo estudando essa l\u00edngua? 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Enquanto o judeu sorvia seu caf\u00e9 com leite duplo, o grego falou: -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/HojePR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/HojePR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/HojePR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/HojePR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/HojePR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20393\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}