{"id":20408,"date":"2020-12-17T21:28:20","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T00:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=20408"},"modified":"2020-12-17T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T00:43:00","slug":"eliezer-aaronovich-e-o-policial-rodoviario","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/eliezer-aaronovich-e-o-policial-rodoviario\/","title":{"rendered":"Eliezer Aaronovich e o Policial Rodovi\u00e1rio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Eliezer Aaronovich estava na estrada \u00e0 1 hora da manh\u00e3 e foi parado por um policial rodovi\u00e1rio:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele abriu a janela e ouviu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Onde o senhor est\u00e1 indo? Porque tanta pressa?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E Eliezer, enquanto pegava os documentos para mostrar ao policial, respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Desculpe, estou indo para uma palestra&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Sem acreditar, o policial perguntou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Palestra? 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