{"id":20417,"date":"2020-12-18T14:23:39","date_gmt":"2020-12-18T17:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=20417"},"modified":"2020-12-18T14:23:39","modified_gmt":"2020-12-18T17:23:39","slug":"que-justica-e-essa-que-solta-um-bebado-assassino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/que-justica-e-essa-que-solta-um-bebado-assassino\/","title":{"rendered":"Que Justi\u00e7a \u00e9 Essa Que Solta Um B\u00eabado Assassino?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20419\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/que-justica-e-essa-que-solta-um-bebado-assassino\/vergonha-3\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?fit=960%2C507&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,507\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"VERGONHA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?fit=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?fit=640%2C338&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20419\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?resize=300%2C158&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?resize=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?resize=768%2C406&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VERGONHA-1.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No Rio de Janeiro, na \u00faltima 4\u00aa feira, um surfista saiu da boate as 5h30 e dirigindo na contram\u00e3o matou um Sargento da Marinha que estava indo para o trabalho.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Voc\u00ea ver\u00e1 isso no v\u00eddeo abaixo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O choque foi violent\u00edssimo e o homem de 36 anos morreu no local.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No IML constatou-se que o respons\u00e1vel pelo acidente estava t\u00e3o b\u00eabado que n\u00e3o conseguia nem mesmo completar o teste b\u00e1sico de andar com um p\u00e9 diante do outro.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Hoje o assassino foi liberado para cumprir pris\u00e3o domiciliar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Por favor, n\u00e3o tente justificar isso com base na letra da lei.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Coisas assim nos fazem desacreditar da justi\u00e7a (com J min\u00fasculo) e nos d\u00e3o vergonha.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mN8rx4Tj98k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=pt-BR&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No Rio de Janeiro, na \u00faltima 4\u00aa feira, um surfista saiu da boate as 5h30 e dirigindo na contram\u00e3o matou um Sargento da Marinha que estava indo para o trabalho.\u00a0\u00a0 Voc\u00ea ver\u00e1 isso no v\u00eddeo abaixo. 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