{"id":20605,"date":"2020-12-28T22:27:07","date_gmt":"2020-12-29T01:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=20605"},"modified":"2020-12-28T22:36:01","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T01:36:01","slug":"o-vacilo-na-vacina-ou-quando-preciso-de-remedio-eu-vou-na-farmacia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-vacilo-na-vacina-ou-quando-preciso-de-remedio-eu-vou-na-farmacia\/","title":{"rendered":"O Vacilo na Vacina (Ou Quando Preciso de Rem\u00e9dio, EU Vou na Farm\u00e1cia)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quando soube que o Presidente disse que o Governo n\u00e3o foi procurado pelos laborat\u00f3rios produtores das vacinas contra o Covid-19, me ocorreu algo bem simples:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; <em>quando preciso de rem\u00e9dio, EU procuro a farm\u00e1cia, ela n\u00e3o vem atr\u00e1s de mim.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Eu posso priorizar localiza\u00e7\u00e3o, pre\u00e7o e marca do medicamento. D\u00e1 at\u00e9 para pedir para entrega, como conv\u00e9m, mas se n\u00e3o me mexer, vou ficar sofrendo do mal que me aflige.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Pelo que entendo, ap\u00f3s o cliente (Governo) ter procurado a farmac\u00eautica, ela mandaria o pedido de homologa\u00e7\u00e3o para a Anvisa, estou errado?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A imprensa est\u00e1 cheia de not\u00edcias sobre pa\u00edses que procuraram este ou aquele laborat\u00f3rio para comprar, e em muitos casos as aquisi\u00e7\u00f5es est\u00e3o sendo feitas de mais de um.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Creio que a hist\u00f3ria registrar\u00e1 isso como o &#8220;Vacilo da Vacina&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20606\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-vacilo-na-vacina-ou-quando-preciso-de-remedio-eu-vou-na-farmacia\/vacina-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?fit=719%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"719,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"VACINA\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?fit=640%2C641&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20606\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=70%2C70&amp;ssl=1 70w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=127%2C127&amp;ssl=1 127w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=476%2C476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?resize=125%2C125&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VACINA.jpg?w=719&amp;ssl=1 719w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quando soube que o Presidente disse que o Governo n\u00e3o foi procurado pelos laborat\u00f3rios produtores das vacinas contra o Covid-19, me ocorreu algo bem simples: &#8211; quando preciso de rem\u00e9dio, EU procuro a farm\u00e1cia, ela n\u00e3o vem atr\u00e1s de mim. Eu posso priorizar localiza\u00e7\u00e3o, pre\u00e7o e marca do medicamento. D\u00e1 at\u00e9 para pedir para entrega, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":20606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>O Vacilo na Vacina (Ou Quando Preciso de Rem\u00e9dio, EU Vou na Farm\u00e1cia) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-vacilo-na-vacina-ou-quando-preciso-de-remedio-eu-vou-na-farmacia\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"O Vacilo na Vacina (Ou Quando Preciso de Rem\u00e9dio, EU Vou na Farm\u00e1cia) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Quando soube que o Presidente disse que o Governo n\u00e3o foi procurado pelos laborat\u00f3rios produtores das vacinas contra o Covid-19, me ocorreu algo bem simples: &#8211; quando preciso de rem\u00e9dio, EU procuro a farm\u00e1cia, ela n\u00e3o vem atr\u00e1s de mim. 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