{"id":20751,"date":"2021-01-07T18:16:28","date_gmt":"2021-01-07T21:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=20751"},"modified":"2021-01-07T18:20:09","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T21:20:09","slug":"eu-quero-me-embriagar-de-vacina-fabricio-carpinejar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/eu-quero-me-embriagar-de-vacina-fabricio-carpinejar\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu Quero Me Embriagar de Vacina (Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Admiro muito os textos do Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar, de quem j\u00e1 publiquei 3 deles aqui no Blog.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Hoje vou compartilhar mais um, que ele postou em seu perfil no Facebook h\u00e1 4 dias:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">GAR\u00c7OM!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">O amigo L\u00e9o Jaime falou que seu corpo s\u00f3 pensa em uma Pfizer estupidamente gelada, a -75 graus, com direito a repeteco.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">De \u00e1lcool gel, estamos fartos. De estat\u00edsticas e not\u00edcias f\u00fanebres, estamos cheios. Estamos mesmo mortos de sede da vacina, precisando molhar o bra\u00e7o e recuperar a esperan\u00e7a do conv\u00edvio, do aconchego da fam\u00edlia, do trolol\u00f3 da rapaziada e das ruas cheias sem medo do esbarr\u00e3o.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">\u00c9 o nosso trago sonhado. A birita que n\u00e3o pode faltar \u00e0 mesa. A aguardente da normalidade de novo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Meu paladar n\u00e3o \u00e9 t\u00e3o exigente. Topo todas. Pode vir o coquetel da Moderna (EUA). Ou o saqu\u00ea da Coronovac (China). Ou a vodka da Sputinik (R\u00fassia). Ou o gin da AstraZenec (Reino Unido). 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A abstin\u00eancia emocional j\u00e1 foi longa.&#x1f4aa;&#x1f3fb;&#x1f489;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Para acessar a p\u00e1gina do Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar no Facebook, <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/carpinejar\/posts\/3979151292105153\"><em><strong>clique aqui<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20752\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/eu-quero-me-embriagar-de-vacina-fabricio-carpinejar\/fc-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?fit=2000%2C2000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2000,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"FC\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?fit=640%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20752\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=1536%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=70%2C70&amp;ssl=1 70w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=127%2C127&amp;ssl=1 127w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=476%2C476&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?resize=125%2C125&amp;ssl=1 125w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/FC.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Admiro muito os textos do Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar, de quem j\u00e1 publiquei 3 deles aqui no Blog. 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Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar O amigo L\u00e9o Jaime falou que seu corpo s\u00f3 pensa em uma Pfizer estupidamente gelada, a -75 graus, com [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":20752,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Eu Quero Me Embriagar de Vacina (Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/eu-quero-me-embriagar-de-vacina-fabricio-carpinejar\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Eu Quero Me Embriagar de Vacina (Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Admiro muito os textos do Fabr\u00edcio Carpinejar, de quem j\u00e1 publiquei 3 deles aqui no Blog. 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