{"id":2147,"date":"2021-01-06T19:21:19","date_gmt":"2021-01-06T22:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2147"},"modified":"2021-01-06T19:20:29","modified_gmt":"2021-01-06T22:20:29","slug":"pilulas-de-humor-judaico-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-4\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (4)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">No M\u00e9dico<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Na primeira consulta:<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">M\u00e9dico: <em>O senhor viver\u00e1 at\u00e9 os 80.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000;\">Paciente:<em> Eu j\u00e1 estou com quase 80.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000;\">M\u00e9dico: Viu s\u00f3?<em> \u00c9 disso que eu estou falando!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O m\u00e9dico ouvindo com o estetosc\u00f3pio:<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Paciente: <em>O que eu tenho, Doutor?<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000;\">M\u00e9dico:<em> \u00c9 isso que me intriga!<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O paciente se queixando:<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Paciente: <em>Eu escuto uma campainha tocando no meu ouvido.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; color: #000000;\"> M\u00e9dico:<em> N\u00e3o atenda.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20741\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-4\/anyconv-com__medico\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?fit=960%2C640&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"960,640\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"AnyConv.com__M\u00c9DICO\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20741\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/AnyConv.com__MEDICO.jpg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No M\u00e9dico &nbsp; Na primeira consulta: M\u00e9dico: O senhor viver\u00e1 at\u00e9 os 80. 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