{"id":21679,"date":"2021-03-02T16:23:09","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T19:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=21679"},"modified":"2021-03-02T16:23:09","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T19:23:09","slug":"a-pandemia-a-pedra-na-tua-cabeca-e-o-incenso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-pandemia-a-pedra-na-tua-cabeca-e-o-incenso\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pandemia, a Pedra na Tua Cabe\u00e7a e o Incenso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Esta \u00e9 provavelmente a melhor analogia que li sobre a pandemia e a situa\u00e7\u00e3o aqui no Brasil. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Encontrei o texto b\u00e1sico em um site sem identifica\u00e7\u00e3o da autoria e completei com o que me pareceu pertinente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\">Imagine o seguinte di\u00e1logo:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Ei, tem uma pedra vindo nessa dire\u00e7\u00e3o e vai cair na tua cabe\u00e7a!<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00e3o acredito\u2026<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Olha aqui a foto da pedra com a trajet\u00f3ria calculada cientificamente levando em conta a dist\u00e2ncia e a velocidade at\u00e9 cair na tua cabe\u00e7a. Al\u00e9m disso, daqui onde estou d\u00e1 para ver a pedra!<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span>&#8211; Mentira, n\u00e3o tem pedra nenhuma.<br \/>\n&#8211; Vai te acertar em cheio, mas voc\u00ea ainda tem um m\u00eas para sair da\u00ed. Mesmo que voc\u00ea ande devagar ainda vai dar tempo.<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00e3o, n\u00e3o tem pedra nenhuma, no m\u00e1ximo uma pedrinha, n\u00e3o vai machucar ningu\u00e9m. 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