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Nos tempos da antiga Uni\u00e3o Sovi\u00e9tica, Anatoly Belenky, judeu,\u00a0 estava na pris\u00e3o por ter insistido em um pedido para\u00a0 emigrar para Israel.<\/span><\/p>\n

Enquanto estava na cadeia, dedicava-se ao estudo de hebraico.<\/span><\/p>\n

Um dia um dos guardas resolveu zombar com ele:<\/span>
\n– “Porque est\u00e1 perdendo teu tempo estudando essa l\u00edngua? Voc\u00ea j\u00e1 devia saber que vai morrer aqui na pris\u00e3o”.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Anatoly respondeu:<\/span>
\n– “\u00c9 que ouvi dizer que o hebraico \u00e9 a l\u00edngua que falam no para\u00edso”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

O guarda gargalhou e disse:<\/span>
\n– “E se voc\u00ea for para o inferno?”<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

A\u00ed o prisioneiro judeu encerrou:<\/span><\/em>
\n– “Bom, para isso eu j\u00e1 sei falar russo”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"
\nFoto: Steve Harvey – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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