{"id":21801,"date":"2021-03-19T22:28:57","date_gmt":"2021-03-20T01:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=21801"},"modified":"2021-03-19T22:28:58","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T01:28:58","slug":"da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00aa Ethel\u00a0Schwartz\u00a0foi ao a\u00e7ougue que fornecia carne para a vizinhan\u00e7a judaica e perguntou o pre\u00e7o do fil\u00e9.<\/span><\/p>\n

O a\u00e7ougueiro respondeu:<\/span>
\n– “Est\u00e1 U$ 6.00 a libra”<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Acostumada a regatear, ela reclamou:<\/span>
\n– “Mas o a\u00e7ougue l\u00e1 na outra quadra est\u00e1 vendendo a U$ 5.25”<\/em>. <\/span>
\n– “Ent\u00e3o a Senhora deve comprar l\u00e1, Sra. Schwartz”<\/em> – ele respondeu.<\/span><\/p>\n

D\u00aa Ethel explicou:\u00a0<\/span>
\n– “Estava em falta”<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

E o a\u00e7ougueiro encerrou:<\/span>
\n– “Aqui, quando est\u00e1 em falta, eu vendo a U$ 4.00”<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"
\nFoto: Max Delsid – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D\u00aa Ethel\u00a0Schwartz\u00a0foi ao a\u00e7ougue que fornecia carne para a vizinhan\u00e7a judaica e perguntou o pre\u00e7o do fil\u00e9. O a\u00e7ougueiro respondeu: – “Est\u00e1 U$ 6.00 a libra”. Acostumada a regatear, ela reclamou: – “Mas o a\u00e7ougue l\u00e1 na outra quadra est\u00e1 vendendo a U$ 5.25”. – “Ent\u00e3o a Senhora deve comprar l\u00e1, Sra. Schwartz” – ele […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":21802,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nD\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"D\u00aa Ethel\u00a0Schwartz\u00a0foi ao a\u00e7ougue que fornecia carne para a vizinhan\u00e7a judaica e perguntou o pre\u00e7o do fil\u00e9. O a\u00e7ougueiro respondeu: – “Est\u00e1 U$ 6.00 a libra”. Acostumada a regatear, ela reclamou: – “Mas o a\u00e7ougue l\u00e1 na outra quadra est\u00e1 vendendo a U$ 5.25”. – “Ent\u00e3o a Senhora deve comprar l\u00e1, Sra. Schwartz” – ele […]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1710\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"2560\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Gerson Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Escrito por\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Gerson Guelmann\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. tempo de leitura\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minuto\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Gerson Guelmann\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\"},\"headline\":\"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue\",\"datePublished\":\"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":102,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/03\\\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/\",\"name\":\"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/03\\\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\"},\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/03\\\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/03\\\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1\",\"width\":1710,\"height\":2560},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Blog do Guelmann\",\"description\":\"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e\",\"name\":\"Gerson Guelmann\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"pt-BR\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/gersonguelmann.com.br\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2021\\\/08\\\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1\",\"caption\":\"Gerson Guelmann\"},\"description\":\"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/","og_locale":"pt_BR","og_type":"article","og_title":"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann","og_description":"D\u00aa Ethel\u00a0Schwartz\u00a0foi ao a\u00e7ougue que fornecia carne para a vizinhan\u00e7a judaica e perguntou o pre\u00e7o do fil\u00e9. O a\u00e7ougueiro respondeu: – “Est\u00e1 U$ 6.00 a libra”. Acostumada a regatear, ela reclamou: – “Mas o a\u00e7ougue l\u00e1 na outra quadra est\u00e1 vendendo a U$ 5.25”. – “Ent\u00e3o a Senhora deve comprar l\u00e1, Sra. Schwartz” – ele […]","og_url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/","og_site_name":"Blog do Guelmann","article_published_time":"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00","article_modified_time":"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1710,"height":2560,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Gerson Guelmann","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Escrito por":"Gerson Guelmann","Est. tempo de leitura":"1 minuto"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/"},"author":{"name":"Gerson Guelmann","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e"},"headline":"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue","datePublished":"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00","dateModified":"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/"},"wordCount":102,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","inLanguage":"pt-BR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/","url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/","name":"D\u00aa Ethel Pechinchando no A\u00e7ougue | Blog do Guelmann","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","datePublished":"2021-03-20T01:28:57+00:00","dateModified":"2021-03-20T01:28:58+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e"},"inLanguage":"pt-BR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-BR","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/da-ethel-pechinchando-no-acougue\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","width":1710,"height":2560},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/","name":"Blog do Guelmann","description":"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"pt-BR"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/87e70e2a786888082f941a482c90569e","name":"Gerson Guelmann","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"pt-BR","@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/BLOG.jpeg?fit=96%2C96&ssl=1","caption":"Gerson Guelmann"},"description":"Pitadas da sabedoria e do humor judaicos, assuntos do momento e um pouco das hist\u00f3rias que vivi e testemunhei."}]}},"views":403,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/max-delsid-oBwnHsjCx9A-unsplash-scaled.jpg?fit=1710%2C2560&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p96e7O-5FD","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":23784,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/tres-na-quarta-de-humor-judaico-15\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":0},"title":"Tr\u00eas na Quarta de Humor Judaico","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de dezembro de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"O Judeu Que N\u00e3o Era Mais Judeu Dois amigos judeus que n\u00e3o se viam h\u00e1 algum tempo encontraram-se no s\u00e1bado e um deles, Feldman, disse ao outro: - \"Cohen, me falaram que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o \u00e9 mais judeu, \u00e9 verdade? Que hist\u00f3ria \u00e9 essa?\" O outro respondeu: - \"\u00c9 verdade\". -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR.png?fit=900%2C600&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR.png?fit=900%2C600&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR.png?fit=900%2C600&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/AMPLIAR.png?fit=900%2C600&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":23400,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-rabino-e-os-papagaios-de-da-ethel\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":1},"title":"O Rabino e os Papagaios de D\u00aa Ethel","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"1 de maio de 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Um dia, D\u00aa Ethel, uma senhora bem idosa, se aproximou do Rabino ap\u00f3s o final da Havd\u00e1lah(\u00b9) e disse: - \"Rabino, estou com um problema. Tenho duas papagaias falantes, elas s\u00e3o \u00f3timas, me fazem muita companhia depois que meu marido morreu, mas elas s\u00f3 sabem falar uma coisa\". - \"O\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/HojePR.jpg?fit=350%2C350&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":22874,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-54\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":2},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (54)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"26 de maio de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"A Coragem de D\u00aa Ethel Ethel e Herman Epstein estavam em uma viagem de f\u00e9rias h\u00e1 muito tempo programada e tiveram que interrompe-la para ir ao Dentista. Sa\u00edram da auto-estrada e entraram em uma pequena cidade onde segundo o Google havia um consult\u00f3rio: - \"Preciso arrancar um dente e n\u00e3o\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/NIAGARA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/NIAGARA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/NIAGARA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/NIAGARA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/NIAGARA-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19421,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/citacoes-e-proverbios-judaicos-23\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":3},"title":"Cita\u00e7\u00f5es e Prov\u00e9rbios Judaicos (23)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"11 de maio de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Se a minha av\u00f3 tivesse barba ela seria meu av\u00f4\". \"Voc\u00ea n\u00e3o consegue esvaziar o oceano com uma colher\". \"\u00c9 melhor o tapa de um s\u00e1bio do que o beijo de um tolo\". \"Quando D-us estava distribuindo c\u00e9rebros voc\u00ea estava dormindo\". \"N\u00e3o mande o cachorro ir buscar carne no a\u00e7ougue\".\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CACHORRO-2.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CACHORRO-2.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CACHORRO-2.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/CACHORRO-2.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22493,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-35\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":4},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (35)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"20 de outubro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"O A\u00e7ougueiro Moishe e a Proposta de Casamento Rivke, a casamenteira de uma pequena cidade na Polonia, entrou no a\u00e7ougue de Moishe, um solteir\u00e3o j\u00e1 com certa idade, t\u00e3o feio que seu apelido entre os judeus era \"Moishe Horroroso\". Assim que ela entrou o a\u00e7ougueiro perguntou: - \"O que voc\u00ea\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/GRAVIDA.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/GRAVIDA.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/GRAVIDA.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/GRAVIDA.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19147,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-19\/","url_meta":{"origin":21801,"position":5},"title":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (19)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"28 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00c9 Bom Estar Prevenido Schwartz estava sentado em seu quarto, usando apenas uma cartola, quando Steinberg, seu companheiro de apartamento, entrou:\u00a0 - \"Porque voc\u00ea est\u00e1 a\u00ed sentado, nu?\" - \"Qual \u00e9 o problema? Ningu\u00e9m vem nos visitar\" - respondeu Schwartz. E o amigo, sem entender, perguntou: - \"E para que\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Guarda-chuva.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Guarda-chuva.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Guarda-chuva.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Guarda-chuva.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21801\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}