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Moishe, Sol e Ira est\u00e3o na sala de espera do consult\u00f3rio m\u00e9dico. <\/span><\/p>\n

Eles come\u00e7am a falar sobre porque est\u00e3o indo ver o Dr. Stein. <\/span><\/p>\n

Moishe diz:
\n– “Desde que fiz 65 anos no m\u00eas passado, acordo todas as manh\u00e3s as 5h para fazer xixi. Levanto, vou ao banheiro, e… Nem um pingo”. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sol fala:
\n– “Acabei de fazer 75 anos e todas as manh\u00e3s acordo as 6h com uma vontade enorme de fazer coc\u00f4 e parece que nem vou chegar ao banheiro a tempo. Ent\u00e3o eu sento, espero, espero, e n\u00e3o sai nada.” <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

– “Problemas de rapazes”<\/em> – diz Ira acenando com a m\u00e3o para interromper. – “Tenho 90 anos, todas as manh\u00e3s as 5h em ponto eu fa\u00e7o xixi e as 6h meus intestinos funcionam. D\u00e1 para acertar o rel\u00f3gio com isso”. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sem entender, Sol e Moishe perguntam\u00a0 ao mesmo tempo:
\n– “Ent\u00e3o porque voc\u00ea veio consultar o m\u00e9dico?” <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

E Ira responde:
\n– “Eu n\u00e3o acordo antes das 8h.”<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Burst<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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