{"id":2216,"date":"2017-09-30T19:30:45","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T22:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=2216"},"modified":"2017-09-30T08:39:47","modified_gmt":"2017-09-30T11:39:47","slug":"o-bom-humor-das-redes-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-bom-humor-das-redes-3\/","title":{"rendered":"O Bom Humor das Redes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">O sujeito passa na oficina e o mec\u00e2nico escreve o nome da pe\u00e7a que ele ter\u00e1 que comprar para o conserto do carro.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">No mesmo papel, anota o telefone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">A\u00ed a esposa pega o papel e quer saber quem \u00e9 a mulher do telefone que est\u00e1 no papel.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GzDfp0s2854\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000;\">Conhe\u00e7a a &#8220;Homocin\u00e9tica&#8221; clicando aqui.<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GzDfp0s2854\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2217\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/o-bom-humor-das-redes-3\/homocinetica\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Homocin%C3%A9tica.jpg?fit=275%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"275,183\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Homocin\u00e9tica\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Homocin%C3%A9tica.jpg?fit=275%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Homocin%C3%A9tica.jpg?fit=275%2C183&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2217\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Homocin%C3%A9tica.jpg?resize=275%2C183&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O sujeito passa na oficina e o mec\u00e2nico escreve o nome da pe\u00e7a que ele ter\u00e1 que comprar para o conserto do carro.\u00a0 No mesmo papel, anota o telefone. 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