{"id":22216,"date":"2021-05-23T19:03:26","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T22:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22216"},"modified":"2021-05-23T19:03:26","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T22:03:26","slug":"a-emocao-ao-extubar-paciente-de-covid-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-emocao-ao-extubar-paciente-de-covid-19\/","title":{"rendered":"A Emo\u00e7\u00e3o Ao Extubar Paciente de Covid-19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22217\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/a-emocao-ao-extubar-paciente-de-covid-19\/uti-5\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?fit=1920%2C1357&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1920,1357\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"UTI\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?fit=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?fit=640%2C453&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22217\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?resize=300%2C212&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?resize=300%2C212&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?resize=1024%2C724&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?resize=768%2C543&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?resize=1536%2C1086&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/UTI.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/pixabay.com\/pt\/illustrations\/cuidado-cora%C3%A7%C3%A3o-m%C3%A9dica-cuidados-1040229\/\"><span style=\"color: #666699; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: InspiredImages &#8211; Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace;\">Extubar<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace;\">verbo transitivo<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: terminal, monaco, monospace;\">Remover\u00a0um\u00a0tubo\u00a0que\u00a0foi\u00a0introduzido\u00a0num canal ou numa cavidade natural (ex.:\u00a0extubar\u00a0o\u00a0paciente).<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Essa \u00e9 a defini\u00e7\u00e3o dada pelos dicion\u00e1rios.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Para os pacientes com Covid-19 internados nas UTIs e seus familiares \u00e9 muito mais, \u00e9 um sinal de renascimento.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Veja o momento em que os profissionais do Hospital S\u00e3o Lucas de Extrema, em MG, usaram cartazes para avisar \u00e0 uma paciente que ela seria extubada.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2WO8XaQzxuo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=pt-BR&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Foto: InspiredImages &#8211; 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