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– “Que seus p\u00e9s sejam de madeira, que seu est\u00f4mago contenha \u00e1gua e que sua cabe\u00e7a seja de vidro. Ent\u00e3o, quando seus p\u00e9s pegarem fogo, seu est\u00f4mago vai ferver e sua cabe\u00e7a vai explodir”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea v\u00e1 para o inferno e asse bagels l\u00e1”. (*)<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Um s\u00f3 infort\u00fanio \u00e9 pouco para voc\u00ea”.<\/span><\/p>\n

– “Que voc\u00ea venda tudo o que tem para se mudar para uma praia distante justamente quando o aquecimento global torne o lugar inabit\u00e1vel”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

– Que mil cavalos caguem no teu chap\u00e9u”.<\/p>\n

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(*) Bagel (pronuncia-se (\u201cbeiguel\u201d) \u00e9 uma esp\u00e9cie de p\u00e3o introduzido nos Estados Unidos pelos judeus e muito consumido em cidades com grandes popula\u00e7\u00f5es judaicas, especialmente em Nova York.<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
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