{"id":22362,"date":"2021-07-29T19:44:18","date_gmt":"2021-07-29T22:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22362"},"modified":"2021-07-29T19:44:18","modified_gmt":"2021-07-29T22:44:18","slug":"herman-feinstein-e-a-cirurgia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/herman-feinstein-e-a-cirurgia\/","title":{"rendered":"Herman Feinstein e a Cirurgia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Herman Feinstein estava no hospital Monte Sinai para uma cirurgia e foi visto pela enfermeira-chefe quando estava correndo freneticamente em sua cadeira de rodas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Ele j\u00e1 estava quase atravessando a porta de entrada quando ela conseguiu par\u00e1-lo:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Onde o senhor est\u00e1 indo, Sr. Feinstein? Q<\/span><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">ual \u00e9 o problema?&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ele respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ouvi a outra enfermeira dizer &#8216;\u00e9 uma opera\u00e7\u00e3o muito simples, n\u00e3o se preocupe. Tenho certeza de que vai dar certo.'&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Sem esconder um sorriso a mulher disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ela estava apenas tentando confortar o senhor. O que h\u00e1 de t\u00e3o assustador nisso?&#8221;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"tw-data-text tw-text-large XcVN5d tw-ta\" dir=\"ltr\" data-placeholder=\"Tradu\u00e7\u00e3o\"><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">E foi um apavorado Feinstein que respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ela n\u00e3o estava falando comigo. 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