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Os amigos viviam dizendo que ele era dominado pela mulher e que precisava se impor. Um deles recomendou que lesse um livro chamado \"O Homem da Casa\".\u00a0 Chaim comprou o livro e uma noite, quando terminou de ler, foi at\u00e9 a cozinha,\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/aleks-marinkovic-RBybefWvImY-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/aleks-marinkovic-RBybefWvImY-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/aleks-marinkovic-RBybefWvImY-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/aleks-marinkovic-RBybefWvImY-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/aleks-marinkovic-RBybefWvImY-unsplash-1-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":146,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/hershel-de-ostropol-o-aventureiro\/","url_meta":{"origin":22367,"position":3},"title":"Hershel de Ostropol, o Aventureiro","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"1 de mar\u00e7o de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Hershel de Ostropol, ou Hershele Ostropoler, \u00e9 um personagem muito presente no humor judaico. Suas fa\u00e7anhas foram mitificadas ao longo dos anos, e h\u00e1 indica\u00e7\u00f5es de que ele viveu onde hoje \u00e9 a Ucr\u00e2nia, no final do s\u00e9culo 18 ou in\u00edcio do s\u00e9culo 19. 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