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David Schwartz convidou os av\u00f3s para o jantar de Shabat e para passar o final de semana com ele.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ap\u00f3s o jantar o av\u00f4 percebeu que havia esquecido de levar a pasta de dentes e foi procurar no arm\u00e1rio do banheiro do neto. <\/span><\/p>\n

Quando o abriu, viu um frasco de Viagra.<\/span><\/p>\n

Curioso, desceu at\u00e9 a sala de jantar e perguntou ao neto para que servia aquele rem\u00e9dio.<\/span><\/p>\n

David, com medo do que podia acontecer, alertou o av\u00f4:<\/span>
\n– “Vov\u00f4, n\u00e3o toque nisso. S\u00e3o vitaminas muito fortes e podem fazer mal ao senhor. Al\u00e9m disso s\u00e3o muito caras, custam U$ 10 cada”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

O velho subiu, mas achou que afinal de contas uma vitamina n\u00e3o poderia lhe fazer mal, e tomou uma delas.<\/span><\/p>\n

Na manh\u00e3 seguinte o av\u00f4 desceu, encontrou o neto lendo o jornal e colocou U$ 110 na frente dele.<\/span><\/p>\n

Temendo pelo pior David perguntou o que havia acontecido e o av\u00f4 respondeu:<\/span>
\n– “N\u00e3o se preocupe, n\u00e3o aconteceu nada. U$ 10 s\u00e3o meus e U$ 100 s\u00e3o da tua av\u00f3”.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Fred Shakeshaft- FreeImages<\/span>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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