{"id":22380,"date":"2021-08-07T18:36:23","date_gmt":"2021-08-07T21:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22380"},"modified":"2021-08-07T18:36:23","modified_gmt":"2021-08-07T21:36:23","slug":"fechando-o-shabat-com-humor-judaico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/fechando-o-shabat-com-humor-judaico\/","title":{"rendered":"Fechando o Shabat Com Humor Judaico"},"content":{"rendered":"<p lang=\"en-US\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif;\"><em><strong>No Celular, a Mensagem da M\u00e3e Judia<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Desculpe n\u00e3o poder atender tua liga\u00e7\u00e3o, filho. 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