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* Groucho Marx (Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977)<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cA pr\u00f3xima vez que eu te encontrar, me lembre de n\u00e3o falar com voc\u00ea\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Gilda Radner (Gilda Susan Radner \u2013 Detroit, 28\/6\/1946 \u2013 Los Angeles, 20\/5\/1989)<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201c\u00c9 complicado adotar crian\u00e7as. Voc\u00ea tem que ensinar elas a ficarem parecidas com voc\u00ea\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Woody Allen (Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935)<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cPorque os homens matam? Por comida. E n\u00e3o \u00e9 s\u00f3 por isso. Muitas vezes pela bebida tamb\u00e9m\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Eddie Cantor (Edward Israel Iskovitz \u2013 Nova York, 21\/9\/1892 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 10\/10\/1964)<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cO casamento \u00e9 uma tentativa para resolver juntos os problemas que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tinha quando estava sozinho\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Rodney Dangerfield (Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004)<\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 \u201cPosso dizer que meus pais me odiavam. Meus brinquedos na banheira eram uma torradeira e um r\u00e1dio\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n

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* Groucho Marx (Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890 \u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977) \u2013 \u201cA pr\u00f3xima vez que eu te encontrar, me lembre de n\u00e3o falar com voc\u00ea\u201d. * Gilda Radner (Gilda Susan Radner \u2013 Detroit, 28\/6\/1946 \u2013 Los Angeles, 20\/5\/1989) \u2013 \u201c\u00c9 complicado adotar crian\u00e7as. 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S\u00f3 ser for bem feito\". * Jackie Mason (Yacov Moshe Hakoen Maza - Sheboygan(WI), 9\/6\/1931 - New York, 24\/7\/2021) - \"Oitenta por cento dos homens traem na Am\u00e9rica. 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Eu apaguei essa linha.\u201d Eddie Cantor\u00a0(Edward Israel Iskovitz \u2013 Nova York, 21\/9\/1892 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 10\/10\/1964) - \u201cO casamento \u00e9 uma tentativa de resolver juntos os problemas que voc\u00ea\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Dinheiro.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2381,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-18\/","url_meta":{"origin":22400,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (18)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"5 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a05\/10\/2004) \u2013 \u201cMeu irm\u00e3o era salva-vidas num lava-r\u00e1pido.\" *\u00a0Henny Youngman\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013 Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998) - \"O segredo de um casamento feliz continua sendo um segredo.\" *\u00a0Groucho Marx\u00a0(Julius Henry Marx \u2013 New York, 2\/10\/1890\u2013 Los Angeles, 19\/8\/1977) -\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Castelos.jpg?fit=960%2C540&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22400\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}