{"id":22546,"date":"2021-11-29T22:04:29","date_gmt":"2021-11-30T01:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22546"},"modified":"2021-11-29T22:06:20","modified_gmt":"2021-11-30T01:06:20","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-48\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (48)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Abro a 48\u00aa postagem da minha s\u00e9rie com uma singela homenagem ao not\u00e1vel f\u00edsico judeu Albert Einstein, que al\u00e9m da intelig\u00eancia que lhe possibilitou alcan\u00e7ar a imortalidade como um dos maiores g\u00eanios da Humanidade, tamb\u00e9m era dono de um not\u00e1vel bom humor:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Albert Einstein <\/strong><em>(Ulm-Alemanha, 14\/3\/1879 &#8211; New Jersey, 18\/4\/1955)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Os homens casam com as mulheres na esperan\u00e7a de que elas nunca mudem. As mulheres casam com os homens esperando que eles mudem. Invariavelmente, os dois ficam desapontados&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<b>Rodney Dangerfield<\/b>\u00a0<em>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu venho de uma fam\u00edlia de idiotas. Na Guerra Civil meu tio-av\u00f4 lutou pelo Oeste&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Jon Stewart<\/strong> <em>(Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz &#8211; New York, 28\/11\/1962<\/em>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Tenho f\u00e9 absoluta na continuidade do absurdo de tudo o que est\u00e1 acontecendo&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><i><em>*\u00a0<\/em><\/i><strong>Billy Crystal<\/strong><i><em> (William Edward Crystal \u2013 New York, 14\/3\/1948)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/i><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">&#8211; &#8220;Quando um homem \u00e9 s\u00e1bio o suficiente para cuidar de seus passos, ele est\u00e1 muito velho para ir a qualquer lugar&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Fran Lebowitz<\/strong> (<em>Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 New Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)<br \/>\n<\/em><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">&#8211; &#8220;Nunca conheci ningu\u00e9m que n\u00e3o tivesse um filho muito inteligente. O que acontece com essas crian\u00e7as quando atingem a idade adulta?&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Por favor&#8230; <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou, compartilhe o link da\u00a0 publica\u00e7\u00e3o clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22547\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-48\/ae-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/AE-scaled.jpg?fit=1707%2C2560&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1707,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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