{"id":22551,"date":"2021-12-06T22:03:51","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T01:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22551"},"modified":"2021-12-06T22:03:51","modified_gmt":"2021-12-07T01:03:51","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (49)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Woody Allen<\/strong> (<em>Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935<\/em>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Sexo \u00e9 sujo? 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