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*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0<\/strong>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. Quando era crian\u00e7a meus pais viviam se mudando, mas eu sempre os encontrava”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Jerry Seinfeld<\/strong> (Jerome Allen Seinfeld \u2013 Nova York, 29\/4\/1954)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Voc\u00ea sabe que est\u00e1 envelhecendo quando eles colocam uma vela no bolo, como se pensassem ‘vamos ver se ele consegue acertar’.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Joan Rivers<\/strong>\u00a0(Joan Alexandra Molinsky \u2013 Nova York, 8\/6\/1933 \u2013 4\/9\/2014)
\n– <\/em>“Eu odeio fazer o servi\u00e7o de casa. Voc\u00ea arruma as camas, lava a lou\u00e7a e seis meses depois tem que fazer tudo outra vez”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Lenny Bruce<\/b>\u00a0(Leonard Alfred Schneider \u2013\u00a0Nova York, 13\/10\/1925 \u2013 Los Angeles, 3\/8\/1966)
\n<\/em>– “Se alguma coisa no corpo humano te desgosta, reclame ao fabricante”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Larry David<\/strong>\u00a0(Lawrence Gene David \u2013 Nova York, 2\/7\/1947)<\/em>
\n<\/span>– “Eu tolero a lactose do mesmo jeito que tolero as pessoas”.<\/span><\/p>\n

Por favor… <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou, compartilhe o link da\u00a0 publica\u00e7\u00e3o clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Uma coisa eu sei sobre ser pai, \u00e9 que voc\u00ea\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19524,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-39\/","url_meta":{"origin":22558,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (39)","author":"Gerson Guelmann zs","date":"16 de setembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"* Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/10\/2004) - \"Minha mulher e eu fomos felizes por 20 anos. 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