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*\u00a0Lewis Black<\/strong>\u00a0(Lewis Niles Black \u2013 30\/8\/1948 \u2013 Washington)
\n<\/em>– “Eu n\u00e3o como fibras. Comi um muffin de farelo de trigo e aveia h\u00e1 10 anos e ainda sinto ele”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Mel Brooks<\/strong>\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926<\/i>)<\/span>
\n– “Se D-us quisesse que a gente voasse, teria nos dado passagens”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Milton Berle<\/strong>\u00a0(Mendel Berlinger \u2013 Nova York, 12\/7\/1908 \u00a0\u2013 Los Angeles,\u00a0<\/em>27\/3\/2002)<\/em>
\n<\/i>– “Voc\u00ea pode colocar um homem no Congresso, mas n\u00e3o consegue faz\u00ea-lo pensar”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Oscar Levant <\/strong>(Pittsburgh, 27\/12\/1906 \u2013 Los Angeles, 14\/8\/1972)
\n<\/em>– “Existem dois lados em todas as discuss\u00f5es. O meu lado e o errado”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rita Rudner<\/strong>\u00a0(Rita Rudner \u2013 Miami, 17\/9\/1953)
\n<\/em>– “Homens com piercing na orelha est\u00e3o melhor preparados para o casamento: eles j\u00e1 sentiram dor e sabem comprar joias”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Comi um muffin de farelo de trigo e aveia h\u00e1 10 anos e ainda sinto ele”.\u00a0 *\u00a0Mel Brooks\u00a0(Melvin Kaminsky \u2013 Nova York, 28\/6\/1926) – “Se D-us quisesse que a gente voasse, teria nos dado passagens”. * Milton Berle\u00a0(Mendel Berlinger \u2013 Nova York, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (51) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-51\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (51) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"*\u00a0Lewis Black\u00a0(Lewis Niles Black \u2013 30\/8\/1948 \u2013 Washington) – “Eu n\u00e3o como fibras. 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