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*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. Um agente de viagens me disse que eu poderia passar 7 noites no Hava\u00ed; 7 noites, n\u00e3o dias”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Elayne Boosler<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0(New York \u2013 18\/8\/1952)<\/em>
\n<\/em><\/i>– “Nunca fui casada, mas digo \u00e0s pessoas que sou divorciada para que n\u00e3o pensem que h\u00e1 algo errado comigo<\/span>“.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Victor Borge<\/b><\/em>\u00a0(B\u00f8rge Rosenbaum \u2013 Copenhague (Dinamarca), 3\/1\/1909 \u2013 Greenwich (EUA), 23\/12\/2000)
\n<\/em>– “Desejo agradecer a meus pais por tornar tudo isso poss\u00edvel… E desejo agradecer aos meus filhos por tornar isso necess\u00e1rio”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Henny Youngman<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0(Henny Henry Youngmann \u2013\u00a0Liverpool, 16\/3\/1906 \u2013 Flushing, 24\/2\/1998<\/em>)
\n<\/i>– “Porque os div\u00f3rcios entre os judeus custam tanto? Eles valem a pena!”<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Fran Lebowitz<\/strong>\u00a0<\/em>(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 New Jersey, 27\/10\/1950)
\n<\/em>– “Crian\u00e7as, aguentem firme. Na vida real, garanto \u00e0 voc\u00eas, n\u00e3o existe \u00e1lgebra”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Um agente de viagens me disse que eu poderia passar 7 noites no Hava\u00ed; 7 noites, n\u00e3o dias”. * Elayne Boosler\u00a0(New York \u2013 18\/8\/1952) – “Nunca fui casada, mas digo \u00e0s pessoas que sou divorciada para que n\u00e3o pensem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (52) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-52\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (52) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) – “Eu n\u00e3o era respeitado. 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