    {"id":22590,"date":"2021-12-30T18:54:44","date_gmt":"2021-12-30T21:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22590"},"modified":"2021-12-30T18:56:54","modified_gmt":"2021-12-30T21:56:54","slug":"pilulas-de-humor-judaico-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-44\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (44)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O Jogo de Golfe<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Di\u00e1logo entre o casal Morris e Sarah:<br \/>\nSarah:<em> &#8211; &#8220;Percebi que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tem jogado golfe ultimamente. Voc\u00ea adorava, porque parou de jogar?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nMorris:<em> &#8211; &#8220;Parei porque n\u00e3o tenho mais ningu\u00e9m com quem jogar&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nSarah: <em>&#8211; &#8220;E quanto ao nosso vizinho, o Max? Ele gosta de jogar golfe&#8221;. <\/em><br \/>\nMorris:<em> &#8211; &#8220;Voc\u00ea jogaria com algu\u00e9m que muda a bola de lugar quando pensa que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o est\u00e1 olhando, e ainda mente sobre o placar?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nSarah:<em> &#8211; &#8220;De jeito nenhum&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nMorris:<em> &#8211; &#8220;Pois \u00e9, nem o Max&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Procurando Pretendente<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Preocupados porque a filha Ruth estava com 26 anos e ainda era solteira, os pais a pressionavam para que conseguisse um pretendente. Voltando para casa depois de um encontro, encontrou a m\u00e3e sentada \u00e0 mesa da cozinha:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ent\u00e3o, como foi?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nE ela respondeu:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, eu n\u00e3o quero que o tio Samuel continue tentando me arranjar namorado&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nEstranhando a coloca\u00e7\u00e3o, a m\u00e3e perguntou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Esse cara n\u00e3o era legal?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nRuth disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ah, ele foi muito simp\u00e1tico, \u00e9 um homem elegante. Veio me buscar com um Rolls Royce 1956&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nSurpresa e ainda sem entender a raz\u00e3o da recusa, a m\u00e3e quis saber:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ent\u00e3o, porque voc\u00ea n\u00e3o gostou?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nE a resposta foi esclarecedora:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Ele \u00e9 o 1\u00ba dono&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22591\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-44\/rr-6\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?fit=1170%2C780&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1170,780\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"RR\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22591\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/RR.jpg?w=1170&amp;ssl=1 1170w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><a style=\"color: #0000ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/ZDeQTKPb4eI\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: David Hellmann &#8211; Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O Jogo de Golfe Di\u00e1logo entre o casal Morris e Sarah: Sarah: &#8211; &#8220;Percebi que voc\u00ea n\u00e3o tem jogado golfe ultimamente. 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Os amigos disseram que come\u00e7avam a jogar pontualmente as\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em &quot;Sem categoria&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Golf.jpeg?fit=940%2C627&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Golf.jpeg?fit=940%2C627&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Golf.jpeg?fit=940%2C627&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Golf.jpeg?fit=940%2C627&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10637,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/abraao-e-o-sapo-da-sorte\/","url_meta":{"origin":22590,"position":4},"title":"Abra\u00e3o e o Sapo da Sorte","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"3 de abril de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Abra\u00e3o morava em Tel Aviv e, como andava muito estressado, tirou um dia de folga e foi jogar golfe. Estava no segundo buraco quando percebeu um sapo sentado bem ao lado. 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