{"id":22621,"date":"2022-01-10T21:00:34","date_gmt":"2022-01-11T00:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22621"},"modified":"2022-01-10T21:00:34","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T00:00:34","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-54\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (54)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Nota de introdu\u00e7\u00e3o: pelo que recordo, esta \u00e9 a 2\u00aa vez que incluo na minha s\u00e9rie de Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus uma que foi dita por um n\u00e3o-humorista (lembro que esta \u00e9 a 54\u00aa). A que abre a coluna de hoje \u00e9 de autoria de Isaac Asimov. Formado em Bioqu\u00edmica, notabilizou-se como autor de obras de fic\u00e7\u00e3o cient\u00edfica, \u00e1rea em que \u00e9 considerado como um dos mestres).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Isaac Asimov<\/strong> (<em>Isaak Yudavich Azimov &#8211; Petrovichi (R\u00fassia), 2\/1\/1920 &#8211; Nova York, 6\/4\/1992)<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">As pessoas que pensam que sabem tudo s\u00e3o um grande aborrecimento para n\u00f3s, que sabemos&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0<\/strong><em>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Minha mulher cozinha t\u00e3o mal que o cachorro pede Alka-Seltzer&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Jackie Mason<\/strong>\u00a0(<em>Yacov Moshe Hakoen Maza \u2013 Sheboygan(WI), 9\/6\/1931 \u2013 Nova York, 24\/7\/2021<\/em>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Dinheiro n\u00e3o \u00e9 a coisa mais importante do mundo. O amor \u00e9. Felizmente, eu amo dinheiro&#8221;.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Andy Samberg<\/strong> <em>(Andrew David Samberg &#8211; Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu prefiro morrer do que viver em um mundo onde eu n\u00e3o possa chutar tua bunda&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">* <strong>Wendy Liebman<\/strong> (<em>Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961<\/em>)<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Minha m\u00e3e sempre diz: n\u00e3o se case por dinheiro, divorcie-se por dinheiro\u201d.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #808080; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong>Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. 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Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22622\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-54\/divorcio\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=2560%2C1707&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1707\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DIVORCIO\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22622\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO.jpg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=1536%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=2048%2C1365&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/unsplash.com\/photos\/1fzyz-bmKBw\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Mathieu Stern &#8211; Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nota de introdu\u00e7\u00e3o: pelo que recordo, esta \u00e9 a 2\u00aa vez que incluo na minha s\u00e9rie de Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus uma que foi dita por um n\u00e3o-humorista (lembro que esta \u00e9 a 54\u00aa). 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J. Perelman\u00a0(Sidney Joseph Perelman \u2013 Nova York, 1\/2\/1904 \u2013 17\/10\/1979) - \"Acho que no fundo sou apenas um velho cientista maluco. 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