    {"id":22626,"date":"2022-01-12T20:06:16","date_gmt":"2022-01-12T23:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22626"},"modified":"2022-01-12T20:07:27","modified_gmt":"2022-01-12T23:07:27","slug":"pilulas-de-humor-judaico-46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/pilulas-de-humor-judaico-46\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00edlulas de Humor Judaico (46)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Comparando Ascendentes Ilustres<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Um americano, um ingl\u00eas e um israelense estavam conversando, cada qual se vangloriando de seus ancestrais.<br \/>\nO americano come\u00e7ou:<br \/>\n&#8211; <em>&#8220;Um dos meus antepassados \u200b\u200bassinou a Declara\u00e7\u00e3o de Independ\u00eancia&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nO ingl\u00eas, com ar de superioridade, disse:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;Isso n\u00e3o \u00e9 nada. Um dos meus antepassados testemunhou a assinatura da Carta Magna&#8221;.<\/em><br \/>\nOuvindo aquilo, o israelense, sem esconder o sorriso, falou:<br \/>\n<em>&#8211; &#8220;E voc\u00eas acham que isso \u00e9 grande coisa? 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