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* Phyllis Diller<\/strong> (Phyllis Ada Driver – Lima,\u00a0Ohio,\u00a017\/7\/1917\u00a0\u2014\u00a0Los Angeles,\u00a0Calif\u00f3rnia,\u00a020\/8\/2012)
\n<\/em>– “Burt Reynolds uma vez me pediu para sair. Eu estava no quarto dele”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0<\/strong>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Minha m\u00e3e tinha enjoos matutinos – depois que eu nasci”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Art Buchwald<\/strong>\u00a0(Arthur Buchwald \u2013 Nova York, 20\/10\/1925 \u2013 Washington, 27\/1\/2007)
\n<\/em>– “Estes n\u00e3o s\u00e3o tempos f\u00e1ceis para os Humoristas, porque o Governo \u00e9 muito mais engra\u00e7ado do que n\u00f3s”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Harry Shearer<\/strong>\u00a0(Harry\u00a0Julius\u00a0Shearer – Los Angeles, 23\/12\/1943)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Se o poder absoluto corrompe completamente, a total aus\u00eancia de poder o torna puro?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Tom Lehrer<\/strong>\u00a0(Thomas Andrew Lehrer\u00a0\u2013 Nova York, 9\/4\/1928)<\/em><\/i><\/span>
\n– “No meu formul\u00e1rio de Imposto de Renda estava escrito: ‘se voc\u00ea \u00e9 cego, assinale este quadro<\/em>‘. Me deu vontade de assinalar umas 3 polegadas depois”.<\/p>\n

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Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Scott Graham – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Eu estava no quarto dele”. *\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004) – “Minha m\u00e3e tinha enjoos matutinos – depois que eu nasci”. *\u00a0Art Buchwald\u00a0(Arthur Buchwald \u2013 Nova York, 20\/10\/1925 \u2013 Washington, 27\/1\/2007) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":22675,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sem-categoria"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nFrases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (58) | Blog do Guelmann<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-58\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (58) | Blog do Guelmann\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"* Phyllis Diller (Phyllis Ada Driver – Lima,\u00a0Ohio,\u00a017\/7\/1917\u00a0\u2014\u00a0Los Angeles,\u00a0Calif\u00f3rnia,\u00a020\/8\/2012) – “Burt Reynolds uma vez me pediu para sair. 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Se voc\u00ea faz algo errado, elas mandam voc\u00ea fazer tudo de novo\". *\u00a0Seth Rogen\u00a0(Seth Aaron Rogen - Vancouver \u2013 15\/4\/1982) - \"Minha m\u00e3e as vezes me enlouquece, mas eu tenho boas rela\u00e7\u00f5es com\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PILULAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C741&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PILULAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C741&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PILULAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C741&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PILULAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C741&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/PILULAS-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C741&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22754,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-64\/","url_meta":{"origin":22674,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (64)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"21 de mar\u00e7o de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Phyllis Diller\u00a0(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012) - \"Perguntei ao gar\u00e7om: 'Este leite \u00e9 fresco?' 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