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*\u00a0Andy Borowitz<\/strong>\u00a0(Andy Borowitz \u2013 Shaker Heights,Ohio, 4\/1\/1958)
\n– “<\/em>D\u00ea um peixe \u00e0 um homem, e ele comer\u00e1 por um dia. D\u00ea um Twitter \u00e0 um homem, e ele esquecer\u00e1 de comer e morrer\u00e1 de fome”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Phyllis Diller<\/strong> (Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)<\/span>
\n– “Seja qual for a tua apar\u00eancia, case-se com um homem da tua idade. \u00c0 medida que tua beleza se desvanece, a vis\u00e3o dele tamb\u00e9m”. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Morth Sahl\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<\/i><\/b>(Morton Lyon Sahl \u2013 Montreal, Canad\u00e1, 11\/5\/1927 – Mill Valley, California, 26\/10\/2021<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “A coisa mais corajosa que os homens fazem \u00e9 amar as mulheres”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Larry David<\/strong>\u00a0(Lawrence Gene David \u2013 Nova York, 2\/7\/1947)
\n<\/em>–\u00a0\u201cPrefiro os ladr\u00f5es aos vizinhos \u2013 os ladr\u00f5es n\u00e3o imp\u00f5em. Ladr\u00f5es s\u00f3 querem tuas coisas, vizinhos querem teu tempo. Prefiro dar coisas do que tempo\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Wendy Liebman<\/strong>\u00a0(Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961<\/em>)
\n– “<\/span>Vou me casar de novo porque estou mais madura agora e preciso de algumas coisas de cozinha”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Dane Deaner – Unsplash\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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