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*\u00a0Rodney Dangerfield\u00a0<\/strong>(Jacob Cohen \u2013 Long Island, 22\/11\/1921 \u2013 Los Angeles, 5\/1\/2004)
\n<\/em>– “Eu gosto de namorar professoras. Se voc\u00ea faz algo errado, elas mandam voc\u00ea fazer tudo de novo”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Seth Rogen<\/strong>\u00a0(Seth Aaron Rogen – Vancouver \u2013 15\/4\/1982)
\n<\/em>– “Minha m\u00e3e as vezes me enlouquece, mas eu tenho boas rela\u00e7\u00f5es com ela”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jackie Mason<\/strong>\u00a0(Yacov Moshe Hakoen Maza \u2013 Sheboygan(WI), 9\/6\/1931 \u2013 Nova York, 24\/7\/2021<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “O neg\u00f3cio n\u00e3o \u00e9 se manter saud\u00e1vel. \u00c9 encontrar uma doen\u00e7a que voc\u00ea gosta”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Jon Stewart\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>(<\/span>Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz \u2013<\/span>\u00a0Nova York, 2<\/span>8\/<\/span>11\/<\/span>1962<\/span><\/em>)
\n– “<\/span>Se a Am\u00e9rica \u00e9 uma terra aben\u00e7oada, ent\u00e3o porque D’us colocou todo o nosso petr\u00f3leo embaixo das pessoas que nos odeiam?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* Phyllis Diller<\/strong>\u00a0(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Os tranquilizantes s\u00f3 funcionam se voc\u00ea seguir o conselho do r\u00f3tulo para manter longe das crian\u00e7as”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Gosta do Humor Judaico? <\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nSe voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Myriam Zilles – Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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