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Porque voc\u00ea a raspou?&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; perguntou.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, quase ningu\u00e9m usa barba na Am\u00e9rica&#8221;<\/em> &#8211; ele respondeu.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Contrariada, ela quis saber:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Mas voc\u00ea continuou guardando o Shabbat?&#8221;<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">O filho teve que explicar:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;As coisas na Am\u00e9rica n\u00e3o s\u00e3o f\u00e1ceis e todos precisam trabalhar no Shabbat&#8221;.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">A velha suspirou:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;Bom, mas pelo menos voc\u00ea continuou comendo apenas o que fosse casher (\u00b9), n\u00e3o?<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mais uma vez a resposta foi decepcionante e veio em tom de desculpa:<\/span><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8220;M\u00e3e, eu tentei, mas \u00e9 caro e complicado comer casher na Am\u00e9rica&#8221;.<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Preocupada e temendo pelo pior, a m\u00e3e quis saber:\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>&#8211; &#8220;Mas voc\u00ea ainda \u00e9\u00a0<\/em><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\"><em>circuncidado?&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">(\u00b9) Comida &#8220;casher&#8221; \u00e9 aquela que segue os princ\u00edpios diet\u00e1rios judaicos, que, p.ex., pro\u00edbe o consumo de certos alimentos, como a carne de porco.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong>Livrando-se do Pedinte Inconveniente<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nUm judeu rico costumava jantar todas as noites no mesmo restaurante e andava aborrecido com um patr\u00edcio que insistia em entrar e sentar com ele para comer sem pagar, n\u00e3o importava o que estivesse sendo servido. 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