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*\u00a0Wendy Liebman<\/strong>\u00a0(Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Eu j\u00e1 fui \u00e0 tantos encontros \u00e0s cegas que mere\u00e7o um c\u00e3o-guia”.<\/span><\/p>\n

*\u00a0Andy Samberg<\/strong>\u00a0(Andrew David Samberg \u2013 Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978)
\n<\/em>– “Eu pretendia me comportar, mas tinha muitas outras op\u00e7\u00f5es”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Morth Sahl <\/b>(Morton Lyon Sahl \u2013 Montreal, Canad\u00e1, 11\/5\/1927 \u2013 Mill Valley, California, 26\/10\/2021<\/em>)<\/span>
\n– “Uma coisa sobre ter uma mente tacanha: voc\u00ea nunca se sentir\u00e1 sozinho”.<\/span><\/p>\n

* Adam Sandler<\/strong> (Adam Richard Sandler\u00a0(Brooklyn – Nova York,\u00a09\/9\/1966)<\/em><\/span>
\n– “Veja bem, lembre-se: \u00e1lcool \u00e9 igual a v\u00f4mito, igual a bagun\u00e7a fedorenta, igual a ningu\u00e9m gosta de voc\u00ea”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

* George Burns<\/strong> (Nathan Birnbaum \u2013 Nova York, 20\/1\/1896 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 9\/3\/1996)
\n<\/em>– “A felicidade \u00e9 um Dry Martini e uma boa mulher – ou uma mulher m\u00e1”.<\/span><\/p>\n

Se voc\u00ea gostou da publica\u00e7\u00e3o, compartilhe o link clicando nos \u00edcones abaixo. N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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\nFoto: Ponce Photography – Pixabay<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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D\u00ea-me um laborat\u00f3rio subterr\u00e2neo, meia d\u00fazia de destruidores de \u00e1tomos e uma linda garota com um v\u00e9u di\u00e1fano esperando para ser transformada em chimpanz\u00e9, e nem me importo\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/CHOCOLATE-scaled.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/CHOCOLATE-scaled.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/CHOCOLATE-scaled.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/CHOCOLATE-scaled.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":9257,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-38\/","url_meta":{"origin":22711,"position":3},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (38)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"8 de setembro de 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"*\u00a0Fran Lebowitz\u00a0(Frances Ann Lebowitz \u2013 Nova Jersey, 27\/10\/1950) - \"Ter sido impopular no col\u00e9gio n\u00e3o \u00e9 justificativa para publicar livros\". *\u00a0Woody Allen\u00a0(Allan Stewart K\u00f6nigsberg \u2013 Nova York, 1\/12\/1935) - \"Eu sou um amante assim t\u00e3o bom porque eu pratico muito sozinho\". *\u00a0Victor Borge\u00a0(B\u00f8rge Rosenbaum \u2013 Copenhague, 3\/1\/1909 \u2013 Greenwich, 23\/12\/2000)\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Janela.jpg?fit=391%2C500&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":22745,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-63\/","url_meta":{"origin":22711,"position":4},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (63)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"14 de mar\u00e7o de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Wendy Liebman\u00a0(Manhasset, New York, 27\/2\/1961) - \"O \u00fanico jeito de fazer sexo seguro \u00e9 se abster. De beber\".\u00a0 \u00a0 *\u00a0Andy Samberg\u00a0(Andrew David Samberg \u2013 Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978) - \"Eu digo coisas, como todos os outros pais, que lembram seus pr\u00f3prios pais. Uma coisa eu sei sobre ser pai, \u00e9 que voc\u00ea\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/XADRES.jpg?fit=1200%2C674&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":22621,"url":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-54\/","url_meta":{"origin":22711,"position":5},"title":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (54)","author":"Gerson Guelmann","date":"10 de janeiro de 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Nota de introdu\u00e7\u00e3o: pelo que recordo, esta \u00e9 a 2\u00aa vez que incluo na minha s\u00e9rie de Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus uma que foi dita por um n\u00e3o-humorista (lembro que esta \u00e9 a 54\u00aa). A que abre a coluna de hoje \u00e9 de autoria de Isaac Asimov. Formado em\u2026","rel":"","context":"Em "Sem categoria"","block_context":{"text":"Sem categoria","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/category\/sem-categoria\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/DIVORCIO-scaled.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22711\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}