    {"id":22726,"date":"2022-03-06T13:27:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-06T16:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22726"},"modified":"2022-03-06T13:40:37","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T16:40:37","slug":"jacob-o-samurai-judeu-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jacob-o-samurai-judeu-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jacob, o Samurai Judeu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Uma vez um poderoso Imperador resolveu que precisava de um novo chefe Samurai.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Para contratar o funcion\u00e1rio, mandou colocar cartazes em todos os lugares, anunciando a vaga.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">Passados dois meses, apenas tr\u00eas Samurais se candidataram ao trabalho: um japon\u00eas, um chin\u00eas e Jacob, um judeu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #000000;\">O Imperador ent\u00e3o chamou os tr\u00eas para uma entrevista. 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N\u00c3O COPIE E COLE. Com isso voc\u00ea respeitar\u00e1 e valorizar\u00e1 meu trabalho de pesquisa, tradu\u00e7\u00e3o e adapta\u00e7\u00e3o do melhor do Humor Judaico.<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><em><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"22727\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/jacob-o-samurai-judeu-2\/samurai-4\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?fit=1170%2C780&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1170,780\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"SAMURAI\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?fit=640%2C427&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-22727\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?resize=300%2C200&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?resize=750%2C500&amp;ssl=1 750w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/SAMURAI.jpeg?w=1170&amp;ssl=1 1170w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/strong><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 8pt;\"><em><strong>Foto: Krys Amon &#8211; Unsplash<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uma vez um poderoso Imperador resolveu que precisava de um novo chefe Samurai. 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