{"id":22729,"date":"2022-03-07T19:05:24","date_gmt":"2022-03-07T22:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/?p=22729"},"modified":"2022-03-07T19:05:24","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T22:05:24","slug":"frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-62","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gersonguelmann.com.br\/blog\/frases-dos-melhores-humoristas-judeus-62\/","title":{"rendered":"Frases dos Melhores Humoristas Judeus (62)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Phyllis Diller<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Phyllis Ada Driver \u2013 Lima, Ohio, 17\/7\/1917 \u2014 Los Angeles, Calif\u00f3rnia, 20\/8\/2012)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;N\u00f3s passamos os primeiros 12 meses de vida de nossos filhos ensinando-os a andar e falar, e depois ficamos 12 anos dizendo para ficarem sentados e de boca fechada&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Seth Rogen<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Seth Aaron Rogen \u2013 Vancouver \u2013 15\/4\/1982)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;Eu sou \u00f3timo em deixar para fazer as coisas depois&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Jack Benny<\/strong>\u00a0(<em>Benjamin Kubelsky \u2013 Chicago, 14\/2\/1894 \u2013 Beverly Hills, 26\/12\/1974<\/em>)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; &#8221; Minha mulher Mary e eu estamos casados h\u00e1 47 anos e nunca tivemos uma discuss\u00e3o s\u00e9ria o suficiente para pensar em div\u00f3rcio. 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