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De beber&#8221;.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: georgia, palatino, serif; font-size: 18pt;\">*\u00a0<strong>Andy Samberg<\/strong>\u00a0<em>(Andrew David Samberg \u2013 Berkeley, 18\/8\/1978)<br \/>\n<\/em>&#8211; &#8220;<span class=\"Y2IQFc\" lang=\"pt\">Eu digo coisas, como todos os outros pais, que lembram seus pr\u00f3prios pais. 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